Friday, May 29, 2009
Mouths That Really Need To Be Wash With Soap!
Waiting is one of many many things that can show people what their true nature are.It inflicts pain,boredom and suffering beyond death(I think).This is what happened when a group of people with mix races and background stuck in a class with air conditioner that is barely functioning,no windows and a lecturer who seems really really really fucking bored and annoying plus can't keep his mouth shut.The situation takes about 3 hours.
Annoying Lecturer:Awak kalau berjaya dalam hidup dengan meniru ni awak tahu tak apa implikasinya?Huh?Awak bekerja,dapat gaji,bina keluarga,bersenyawa dengan makhluk lain dan kemudian melahirkan anak.Awak ada terfikir tak bahawa sumber kehidupan awak ni bermula dari sesuatu yang haram yakni peniruan?
Student S: Oh my god this is really killing me.Mi, Just stab your pen in my eyes or split my head open that would be more humane than sitting in here listening to that crap again.I mean come on,it have been going on and on for about 3 months now, always giving us the same inspirational shit.I can rehearse it in my sleep and i remember every single things he said.Im already way past inspired that im beginning to expired.
Annoying Lecturer: Awak ni memang tak macam budak-budak UTW kan?Semua nak disuapkan.Awak ni dah tahun keberapa dah ni?Takkan masih nak kena ajar lagi?Apa yang awak tak faham tentang method yang saya ajar ni?susah sangat ke?Budak-budak dekat UTW sana semua tak payah nak saya ajarkan.Saya masuk tulis dot dot dot pun mereka boleh tahu buat equation ni tau.
Student N: Asek-asek UTW,Asek-asek UTW.Adehhai bosannya.Tak sedar lagi ke yang kita ni bukannya budak UTW.
Student S: Come on, Look at that.For this past few months have you ever seen him wearing anything beside UTM merchandise.He is practically like an ambassador from UTW poseuring like a GAP model.Is he really that cheap that he really need to wear everything that need to be sponsored by.UTW jacket,UTW shirt,UTW tie,UTW marker,fuck even our note and test answer sheet is from UTW supplied by him! Why don't he wear "I heart UTW" shirt and walk around in class naked, that would made a clear statement than killing us with his comparison with UTW students.
Student M: "I heart UTW" you say? More like "I heart Mat Rempit UTW".Isn't it obvious that he swing the other way around.I think eventhough he's married,He have an affair with a Mat rempit from UTW.That why he can shut his lid from yapping about how wonderful UTW boys are.
Student S: *Mimicking like a dreamy highschool girl* Ooh abang UTW is soo smart,He is sooo dashing,He is soo charming,He is sooo good in fucking me...Nye nye nye Barf!!
Student I: Agaknya sebab tu dia sek bising pasal budak UTW.Kita tak derma "air telor" kot kat dia?
Student S:Even when hell freezes over I wouldn't donate a drop of my semen to him.Why dont you ask "Budak Seberang Sana"?He is about 23 years old right but still acting like a retarded sex maniac.Why dont you ask him some and collect it in a milk bottle so our lecturer could savour it as much as he want.
Student A:Bila nak balik ni.Jubo aku dah berbuih dah ni.Air XXX dah berjurai-jurai dah ni.
Student S:You think? Im on the other hand is wearing boxer a freaking GAP boxer.It suppose to give cooling effect but hell no, it is like a group of red indian is lighting a bonfire down here.A girl like you would never know how it feels.You don't have thing hanging down there.
Student A:Ko ingat ko sorang je yang tak selesa ar?Abeh tu aku yang pakai lingerie ni?dah nak melecet dah ni sial.Mau aku balik karang mengengkang.Aku dah ar tengah ditawan jepun ko ingat aku tengah selesa sangat ar ni?
Student E:Haihhh Hamale,Qiu Zi Pet.(I cant remember the rest of it but trust me,He swore about a million things about that lect parent)
Annoying Lecturer:Penghulu,awak tak sediakan air untuk saya ke?Saya ni tekak kering ni.Saya nak air.Mulai esok bawa saya air mineral k?Plus hujan lebat awak tolong jemput saya kat kereta ya?Saya tak nak lah basah lenjun ni.
*I can go on and on about what happened but seriously everybody in my class need a really good wash of their mouth with detergent including me.Erk.
Maybe I'll continue on later on how some students give their lecturer names just because they think that the names they give sounds much better and easier for them to remember
Waiting is one of many many things that can show people what their true nature are.It inflicts pain,boredom and suffering beyond death(I think).This is what happened when a group of people with mix races and background stuck in a class with air conditioner that is barely functioning,no windows and a lecturer who seems really really really fucking bored and annoying plus can't keep his mouth shut.The situation takes about 3 hours.
Annoying Lecturer:Awak kalau berjaya dalam hidup dengan meniru ni awak tahu tak apa implikasinya?Huh?Awak bekerja,dapat gaji,bina keluarga,bersenyawa dengan makhluk lain dan kemudian melahirkan anak.Awak ada terfikir tak bahawa sumber kehidupan awak ni bermula dari sesuatu yang haram yakni peniruan?
Student S: Oh my god this is really killing me.Mi, Just stab your pen in my eyes or split my head open that would be more humane than sitting in here listening to that crap again.I mean come on,it have been going on and on for about 3 months now, always giving us the same inspirational shit.I can rehearse it in my sleep and i remember every single things he said.Im already way past inspired that im beginning to expired.
Annoying Lecturer: Awak ni memang tak macam budak-budak UTW kan?Semua nak disuapkan.Awak ni dah tahun keberapa dah ni?Takkan masih nak kena ajar lagi?Apa yang awak tak faham tentang method yang saya ajar ni?susah sangat ke?Budak-budak dekat UTW sana semua tak payah nak saya ajarkan.Saya masuk tulis dot dot dot pun mereka boleh tahu buat equation ni tau.
Student N: Asek-asek UTW,Asek-asek UTW.Adehhai bosannya.Tak sedar lagi ke yang kita ni bukannya budak UTW.
Student S: Come on, Look at that.For this past few months have you ever seen him wearing anything beside UTM merchandise.He is practically like an ambassador from UTW poseuring like a GAP model.Is he really that cheap that he really need to wear everything that need to be sponsored by.UTW jacket,UTW shirt,UTW tie,UTW marker,fuck even our note and test answer sheet is from UTW supplied by him! Why don't he wear "I heart UTW" shirt and walk around in class naked, that would made a clear statement than killing us with his comparison with UTW students.
Student M: "I heart UTW" you say? More like "I heart Mat Rempit UTW".Isn't it obvious that he swing the other way around.I think eventhough he's married,He have an affair with a Mat rempit from UTW.That why he can shut his lid from yapping about how wonderful UTW boys are.
Student S: *Mimicking like a dreamy highschool girl* Ooh abang UTW is soo smart,He is sooo dashing,He is soo charming,He is sooo good in fucking me...Nye nye nye Barf!!
Student I: Agaknya sebab tu dia sek bising pasal budak UTW.Kita tak derma "air telor" kot kat dia?
Student S:Even when hell freezes over I wouldn't donate a drop of my semen to him.Why dont you ask "Budak Seberang Sana"?He is about 23 years old right but still acting like a retarded sex maniac.Why dont you ask him some and collect it in a milk bottle so our lecturer could savour it as much as he want.
Student A:Bila nak balik ni.Jubo aku dah berbuih dah ni.Air XXX dah berjurai-jurai dah ni.
Student S:You think? Im on the other hand is wearing boxer a freaking GAP boxer.It suppose to give cooling effect but hell no, it is like a group of red indian is lighting a bonfire down here.A girl like you would never know how it feels.You don't have thing hanging down there.
Student A:Ko ingat ko sorang je yang tak selesa ar?Abeh tu aku yang pakai lingerie ni?dah nak melecet dah ni sial.Mau aku balik karang mengengkang.Aku dah ar tengah ditawan jepun ko ingat aku tengah selesa sangat ar ni?
Student E:Haihhh Hamale,Qiu Zi Pet.(I cant remember the rest of it but trust me,He swore about a million things about that lect parent)
Annoying Lecturer:Penghulu,awak tak sediakan air untuk saya ke?Saya ni tekak kering ni.Saya nak air.Mulai esok bawa saya air mineral k?Plus hujan lebat awak tolong jemput saya kat kereta ya?Saya tak nak lah basah lenjun ni.
*I can go on and on about what happened but seriously everybody in my class need a really good wash of their mouth with detergent including me.Erk.
Maybe I'll continue on later on how some students give their lecturer names just because they think that the names they give sounds much better and easier for them to remember
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