Thursday, February 19, 2009

If Blogging Is The New Viagra,Then What Is The New Blogging?
When someone lose their interest in something.They need a boost or something to help them get all excited and work up.Something to drive them crazy.Am I right or am I right?
Anyway for me blogging is one of my way to release err... something that build up inside me.
When things bubbling up inside and we realize that it is raging and bulging hard to explode.
All we can do is release it before it gets ugly.Catch my drift?
Okaaaay enough with this kind of thrashy talk.I mean sometimes we need to let go what we keep inside of us.Sometimes we have a lot of thing to think and not enough time to prosecute it.We hope to tell to someone but we have a hard time in trusting or believing that they could help us.So at the end of the day, all of those thoughts stuck in your head and together they form into a massive vein in your head that waiting to pop.Thus, migrain comes and we gobble up drugs and 10 years after that your liver wave a white flag.
That is why I think blogging is one of a good way to clear my head.But sometimes when we do this a lot.It becomes a habit.After one year the result is you can't stop yourself.Not to long after that you realize that you have a problem.It is like you are a sex addict but instead of raping someone you took the liberty to live your life in the web.
So How To know That You Are Addicted To Blogger.
1) When you use "Hi, I am a serial blogger how about you?" as a pick up line.
2) When you have a nightmare about a strange woman who accuses you of blogging too much.
3) When you try to convince your 95 year old neighbour to buy a PC so he can start a blog.
4) When the 'tok kadi' was saying "Do you JenglotXX take this woman as..."
5) When you print your bussiness cards with just your blog address.
6) When you filed a police report about a blog stalker that doesn't leave you any comment.
Well the list can go on and on but I think it is better if I hear it from you guys.Yeah, you the one who wear the howt pink thong.What do you think about "How To Know That You Are Addicted To Blogger?"
Me
Mood:Filthy-ly-Dirty Minded
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doll smiled.
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