Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The Curios Case Of Benjamin Buttocks?
When we think about Benjamin Button, we think about how he aged backwards.His love life with Daisy.His astonishment towards himself.Blah blah blah yada yada yada...
But there is one thing that really caught my attention despite his condition of aging backwards.Have you noticed that he doesn't post everything that happened to him on Facebook,Myspace,Friendster, and other social networking shit.
If FB or other social networking shit exist during that period I think that it would be a major mass media scandal.Where he can have thousand of friends in just one day.I mean that is hot stuff you see, aging backwards where we can die happily looking younger and instead of having crinkly old butt we have a smooth baby butt.Say hello to freakishly weird growth and bye-bye botox and miracle shot.
But still, I think he wouldn't give a damn about it.What is the use of having friends on the Web? To post things on your wall? To comment your pic so that someone would see that you would go to extreme measure to snap a pic from 45 degree above your head so you would look like some weird chibi character?
You heard me right.I don't think that FB and other shit is that big of a deal.Real life is so much better.Okay, I wouldn't deny that some of you have found 'true love'(barf) or their long lost schoolmate.But the rest of it is just people who want to get out of reality and create someone who doesn't even exist.Pretending to be Heroes even though in reality they are just some Zeroes with no special ability except a big L on their forehead.
To prove our theory that some people is just wanna get laid on social network sites.My friend and I have done some experiment.We divided ourselves into two group.Where we create two different profile on some social networking site.Pick up some ugly picture, edit it a little with photoshop and voile, a sexy babe is created and within 24 hours about 150 friend request.And that my friend is what we call, horny little bugger.
The thing is,I have no whatsoever grudge against social networking.It just that social networking has taken our world and brainwash our mind.It is the latest thing in tech world.People go drooling to have their profile posted as the "profile of the month" or "most popular profile".They would kill just to have their spot on that title.And for what, thousand of friend who doesn't even have the slightest idea who the hell you are?
Think for one f**kin second, WTF are you doing (Sorry Christian Bale, I took your rant,can't help myself it is just plain catchy =p) promoting yourself! Aren't you afraid of the consequences that might happen?There are stalkers.Sex maniac.And for god sake who knows what lies behind the black box of web socialization?
Okay enough ranting.I leave it all to you.Think that somewhere right now there is people who masturbate while watching your pics.Leaving spam comments on your page.Photoshop your pics into nude pics.Stalking you.Spreading rumours,lies,scandal and things.
Me
Mood:Headache.
† My
doll smiled.
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