Thursday, February 19, 2009
Really Hot Stuff! Think You Can Handle It??
Girls lemme ask you one question.How would you feel if you see a really hot hunky guy.A guy who looks like they just step out from a diesel advertisment.Where the only thing that's on their body is a leaf that covers the part that you really want to see?
And boys lemme ask you the same question.How would you feel if you see a really effing hot babe.A girl who looks like they just fall from heaven.Where the only thing that's on them is nothing but a strip of white lace that wraps on the parts that you really want to touch?
Haha, stop drooling boys and girls.I know what you want to do with them.For god sake, stop touching yourself guys! Anyway lemme ask you another question.How would you guys feel if you are together alone.But in addition to the flicker of heat that you guys started, the temperature itself is burning up?I mean like way off the thermometer hot.Would you still try to get it on?
My point is the world is getting hotter and hotter exponentially.Nowadays, we can see the living proof in front of our very eyes.The skirts is getting way shorter.The underwear is getting way sexier.Not only that, the ozone layer is getting thinner and thinner by day.If these things keep goin on.The only thing left is doomsday.Hell on earth is sooner than we expected if we keep on ignoring mother nature.
So guys wake up and smell the stinking air.There is only ONE chance to fix this.We only have ONE earth.Save it, before it is too late.Start getting your butt in the action NOW.
Girls lemme ask you one question.How would you feel if you see a really hot hunky guy.A guy who looks like they just step out from a diesel advertisment.Where the only thing that's on their body is a leaf that covers the part that you really want to see?
And boys lemme ask you the same question.How would you feel if you see a really effing hot babe.A girl who looks like they just fall from heaven.Where the only thing that's on them is nothing but a strip of white lace that wraps on the parts that you really want to touch?
Haha, stop drooling boys and girls.I know what you want to do with them.For god sake, stop touching yourself guys! Anyway lemme ask you another question.How would you guys feel if you are together alone.But in addition to the flicker of heat that you guys started, the temperature itself is burning up?I mean like way off the thermometer hot.Would you still try to get it on?
My point is the world is getting hotter and hotter exponentially.Nowadays, we can see the living proof in front of our very eyes.The skirts is getting way shorter.The underwear is getting way sexier.Not only that, the ozone layer is getting thinner and thinner by day.If these things keep goin on.The only thing left is doomsday.Hell on earth is sooner than we expected if we keep on ignoring mother nature.
So guys wake up and smell the stinking air.There is only ONE chance to fix this.We only have ONE earth.Save it, before it is too late.Start getting your butt in the action NOW.
Stop global warming!
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I've sign up.How about you?
Me
Mood:Goody.Two.Shoes.
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doll smiled.
8:34 PM
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8:34 PM
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If Blogging Is The New Viagra,Then What Is The New Blogging?
When someone lose their interest in something.They need a boost or something to help them get all excited and work up.Something to drive them crazy.Am I right or am I right?
Anyway for me blogging is one of my way to release err... something that build up inside me.
When things bubbling up inside and we realize that it is raging and bulging hard to explode.
All we can do is release it before it gets ugly.Catch my drift?
Okaaaay enough with this kind of thrashy talk.I mean sometimes we need to let go what we keep inside of us.Sometimes we have a lot of thing to think and not enough time to prosecute it.We hope to tell to someone but we have a hard time in trusting or believing that they could help us.So at the end of the day, all of those thoughts stuck in your head and together they form into a massive vein in your head that waiting to pop.Thus, migrain comes and we gobble up drugs and 10 years after that your liver wave a white flag.
That is why I think blogging is one of a good way to clear my head.But sometimes when we do this a lot.It becomes a habit.After one year the result is you can't stop yourself.Not to long after that you realize that you have a problem.It is like you are a sex addict but instead of raping someone you took the liberty to live your life in the web.
So How To know That You Are Addicted To Blogger.
1) When you use "Hi, I am a serial blogger how about you?" as a pick up line.
2) When you have a nightmare about a strange woman who accuses you of blogging too much.
3) When you try to convince your 95 year old neighbour to buy a PC so he can start a blog.
4) When the 'tok kadi' was saying "Do you JenglotXX take this woman as..."
5) When you print your bussiness cards with just your blog address.
6) When you filed a police report about a blog stalker that doesn't leave you any comment.
Well the list can go on and on but I think it is better if I hear it from you guys.Yeah, you the one who wear the howt pink thong.What do you think about "How To Know That You Are Addicted To Blogger?"
Me
Mood:Filthy-ly-Dirty Minded
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doll smiled.
12:51 PM
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Pornography Is In Session.
I always knew that there's a pornstar lies deep inside everybody.It just depend on how deep you buried it inside you.Either you are afraid of showing your true colour or you just leading a plain boring life.Don't try to deny it.There must be a little bit of kinky-ness in you.I mean everyone have skeletons in their cupboard ayte?
There is no way of escaping it.Either you face the reality or you hide it and pretend like nothing happen.But the truth is, once in a blue moon the person that you hide inside of you will come out eventually.Eventhough it come out for a teensy bit, but admit it sometimes letting ourselves loose feels great doesn't it?
It is tiring to stuck with a tight squeeze ass face everyday.
So once in a while just let go of the control.
Im not saying that this is a good thing.Just sometimes some fetish/kinky-ness wouldn't hurt right? It makes you feel sexy.It makes you feel wild.It makes you feel...well everything.
Not just some stoic control freak robot.Anyway my point is it doesn't hurt if you just accept who you are.We are all human.Everybody have flaws.So what if we live in a judgemental world nowadays.Eventhough they judge you in public but behind closed doors you never knew what these so call 'goody two shoes' is up too.
We are all human.Human with a body with organic needs.There is nothing wrong with it.
Okay the statement above is just me blabbering.You know how sick people tends to go a little 'woowhoo' short circuit for awhile.The thing is I just make a fool out of myself today in class fill with 64 people in it.When you've got a flu/fever, these symptoms comes with it as an extra special package :-
1) Sexy voice
2) The glowing look
(Because of the sweat that makes the face look 'glitter-y'when the sun shines on you)
3) Stuffy nose and Dripping snot.
Well what happen to me today is while the lecturer (FYI He is some relatives of mine) is busy explaining in front of the class, me on the other hand is busy containing and controlling myself from letting out outrageously loud chesty cough and keeping my snot from dripping.While struggling with doing this rather difficult job, I have to concentrate on what he is talking about.
Suddenly I let out a loud cough and my snot is just iching to get out.So I take some disgusting and icky measure.When you feel that your nose is breathing with only one hole and the other one is stuff with snot.You try to inhale hardly as many snot as possible to make breathe and to stop the snot from dripping out.But the embarassing thing is the noise you make after which in my case, it is a sex noise.A loud satisfying 'Hek Aaaahhhh'...
With my weird sexy sick voice the noise comes out really2...I dont know how to put it.But rest assure it is like hearing a sound clip from a porn movie where the climax is around the corner.It is totally embarassing.The whole class burst out with laughter.
The lecturer tell me to take some rest for this week.As for today classes, I think I'm gonna skip it and take some rest.Enough embarassment for today, I think.Better avoid today's classes and let that incident cool down.
Me
Mood:Public.Humiliation
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doll smiled.
5:23 PM
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Killing Me Sweetly With Your Love.
Lately I feel that Im fill with warmth and Im always feeling mushy with no reason.What's wrong with me I don't know.Im feeling PINK.Everything seems in the shade of PINK.Trail of Vanilla scents everywhere I go.Everything taste like rainbow.Everything looks like it fits into place.
Maybe its my fever and outrageous chesty cough or I lost some screw in my head.Traffic Jam seems like a parade of flower.Heat Wave seems like an Aurora early in dawn.Smog seems like puff of colourful clouds.Music from the early 40's and 50's play in the background.Street lamps seems like lollipop.
Ouh,Maybe I have banged my head somewhere in my sleep.Must pull myself together.Stop drooling over stoopid things.Smiling over castle that made from air.Blurring my own line of reality.Gazing deep into nowhere.Daydreaming while doing things.Keep playing romantic scene memories over and over again in my head.Dream a little dream of the person who matter the most to me.Having wicked erotic thoughts about it.
I must take serious action about this symptoms.Maybe this will help.
Note to self: Shoot yourself if you find yourself smiling with no reason !
Note to My Heart: If only you knew how you kill me sweetly with your love.Me
Mood:Mengelabah.Lebey
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doll smiled.
2:04 PM
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Monday, February 16, 2009
Stoopid Cupid.
Love is in the air.Where rainbow is everywhere.The air taste like cotton candy.The sky is pink.Rose scent is everywhere.Chocolate cover strawberry.Confetti of pink,white,and red floating.A day where warm,cuddly and mushy things fill the world.Lovebirds chirping the melody of love.
Valentine Day is here.A day where cupid shoot his arrows through our hearts and string it together.Getting everyone ass squeeze.A day where classic love story of a boy and a girl vow to stay together forever.Giving each other their trust,heart and everything they have.Kissing in the rain.Holding hands walking down the memory lane.
But the problem is,Love have been used over and over until there is no meaning in it anymore.Untill it become so cliche that it become blase.Everytime there is a speed bump on the way, they fix it by telling each other "I love You".It have been used so many time that it become a game.It become something common.It become something that people play.A love game.
I will not say "I love You" to the one who matter most to me.I won't say "I Love You" to the one I love.For me,the one who matter the most for me is like the air that I inhale every seconds of my life.The one I love is like the wind that blow me up high to cloud nine.I won't say "I Love You" to the one I love because they mean a lot to me.They mean a lot to me that "I Love You" cannot explain how much I love them.
To the one I love don't be sad because I won't tell you "I Love You".I won't tell you "I Love You" because "I Need You".
"I Need You"
"I Need You"
"I NEED YOU"
I need you in my life.Because you are the one who make me catch my breath everytime you are near.My heart start trying to jump out of my chest everytime you touch me.My heart skip a beat everytime you stare deep into my eyes.When you leave my side every seconds of my life feels like a century have past.
"I Miss You So Much That It Hurts Me Sometimes"
Me
Mood:Ai
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doll smiled.
10:26 AM
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Bena Expectorant
Bena Expectorant ialah:
Bukannye name anak dara pakcik Sameon Tempe.
Bukan juga single album Siti Nurhaliza, Lentera Timor.
Bukan sesuatu yang di-expect oleh oleh sesape.
Bukan ayat mentera jampi Bok Miah.
Bukan juga nama Cult Ajaran Sesat.
Bukan spell yang diajar kepada Harry semasa di Hogwarts.
Bena Expectorant ialah Kryptonite bagi ak.
Bena Expectorant ialah Buluh Perindu.
Bena Expectorant ialah Penicillin bagi penyakit Siflis Tekak ak.
Bena Expectorant ialah Ubat Batok la weyh!!
Ak memang benci ubat nie.
De punya bau.
De punya raser.
De punya kaler.
Baekk punya kaw!!
Bile ak makan ubat nie terasa badan lembik je.
Bile makan ubat nie terasa seperti nak menari tarian Shin Chan je.
Urghh tp nak wat cane en??
Kalau batok sampai satu Pangsapuri boleh dengar.
Kalau batok sampai ngauman singa pun kalah.
Kalau batok sampai barayy anak tekak.
Terpaksalah ak meredhakan diri makan menatang haram nie.
Bile nak sembohh nie weyh!!
Me
Mood:Grimy
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doll smiled.
10:51 AM
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Sunday, February 8, 2009
Fever.
Sum says that getting kick in the crotch is a lot painful than delivering a baby.
Hurmm I dunno cuz no one can experience both gettin kick in the nuts and deliver a baby.
can they??
Well anyway I dun want gettin any of that.
For me I really hate it when I get infected by flu.
Siyesly ak memang benci giler kalo dpt demam.
Sejak dari kecik sampe ler tue bangke.
Kalo ak demam memang susah nak sembuh.
Paling cepat recovery 1 bulan.
Paling maximum 3 bulan.
Orang cakap kalau kite demam nie sebab tuhan nak hapuskan dosa2 kecik kite ek??
Agaknye tuhan masih sayang kat ak agi.
*sigh*
But Im an unrepentant sinner.
But Im an unrepentant sinner.
Me
Mood:Not.So.Good
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doll smiled.
3:32 PM
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Thursday, February 5, 2009
Illusions
J namenye.
Bagi ak de hanya budak yang sengal dalam.
Sekarang ni.
Ak rase ak dah kemaruk angau kot.
Beberapa minggu ni ak asek dapat mimpi yang same aje.
Mimpi yang melibatkan budak kolej ak.
J namenye.
Ak memang tak pernah layan de seblom ni.
Punyalah slaloo de menebeng depan muka ak.
Sket pun ak tak kesah.
Hurung hulu hilir depan muka ak.
Sebelah mata pun tak pandang.
Tegor nama ak 24-7.
Ak wat bodoh je.
Bagi ak de hanya budak yang sengal dalam.
Annoying.
Menyakitkan hati.
etc.
Sekarang ni.
Bila ak nampak de.
Badan jadi panas.
Jantung berdegup laju.
Nafas berhenti.
Pikir pasal de membuatkan otak ak pergi ke tempat yang tak sepatutnye.
Pikir pasal de wat ak nak wat macam2 kat de.
Pikir pasal de pun wat ak tak tentu arah.
Ak rase ak dah kemaruk angau kot.
Nampaknye ak kene wat Eye Check segra.
Me.
Mood:??
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doll smiled.
12:49 PM
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Reality
Once upon a tyme.
There was a beautiful princess.
And a charming prince asked her hand in marriage.
And she said :
"No!"
And so they lived happily ever after.
Me
Mood:Not.So.Me
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doll smiled.
7:03 PM
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